Yeah sounds like fucknon here sucked it up his lil hole
this post was submitted on 09 Mar 2025
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Maybe a bird... Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it away together?
Have you checked for any holes in your wall? Maybe you coughed or sneezed while sleeping.
Or if there are multiple holes in the walls shine a laser though the holes to get the butt plug trajectory.
If there are multiple holes in the wall, find the one that was made for your buttplug.
I dunno how exhausted or drunk you’d have to be to pass out with one of those things inserted. Seems like it’d feel like a turd half out and your body would prefer you deal with that and not fall asleep.
Spoken like somebody who's never used a butt plug
Yeah, that’s why I said “seems like” and not “when I do it (this) happens”.
You do you.
You should also do you... with a butt plug.
Lol, I appreciate the sentiment.
Nah good ones are pretty comfy and after a while if you don't cause it to shift you forget it's there
Why are you even wearing one atp if you forget it’s there 🤣
Because being suddenly reminded that it's there is the point.
It's the unexpected sensations that are the most powerful.
Because when you do shift around slightly...
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