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[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Have you checked for any holes in your wall? Maybe you coughed or sneezed while sleeping.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Or if there are multiple holes in the walls shine a laser though the holes to get the butt plug trajectory.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

If there are multiple holes in the wall, find the one that was made for your buttplug.