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I wish I had the confidence of a DOGE tech bro even for a week.
I wish someone would put me in a room with these losers
No shit. Little boys would be crying for their mamas.
These Doggy stooges are sooooo freaking annoying.
If DOGE was a movie, it would be Sausage Party.
They look like my dad after he finds a new jacket at Costco.
Yelling at various department managers and threatening to call Musk might work for the agencies they’ve gutted, but yeah fucking with any fire department during an active wildfire…I don’t care who you are, you’re gonna have a bad time. Possibly shovel related.
They weren’t fucking with the fire department. They were trying to open massive water pumps (incapable of delivering water anywhere near the fires mind you) that have the capacity to flood entire towns. If you or I did that we’d be facing terrorism charges.
Got it, thank you for bringing context. The image of a shit shovel to the face was just too satisfying to ignore.
A couple of terms that need to be resurrected and put into common use during this MAGA Occupation:
Tyler Hassen and Bryton Shang are fascist toadies.
this whole organization runs exactly like a Seth Rogen / Michael Cera / Jonah Hill movie, except no one is likeable.
Reminder: pronounce DOGE as “doggy” to deny them legitimacy
Yes! I always talk about Musk's Doggy-Department.
Or just DGE like it would be if it were an actual bureau, DOGE is what they want because it minimizes legitimacy of government itself.
I've been pronouncing it "doogie" because it makes it seem as silly as it is
I like your approach. It certainly makes me think of how all the people involved are like way too young.
I’m going to keep going with “doggy” because it reinforces to me how the decision making is on par with toddler logic
failed PR attempt
Elon Musk needs to be tried and sentenced to death given the level of his crimes committed in and to the US.
Smart people thinking they know everything. I know plenty of preteens that are the same way. They don't seem to understand there's a difference between knowledge and wisdom.
Ya know when you're a teenager and you have these delusions of grandure, and think the world would work just fine if you were allowed to run it, because these "Stupid Adults don't know ANYTHING!"
That's DOGE
“Stupid Adults don’t know ANYTHING!”
I mean... these are adults.
Only if you look at their chronological age and not their behavior.
All I'm saying is is that I could have absolutely have done a better job as a teenager then these fuckwits.
Fucking morons.
Bout sums it up.