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Lord Of The Rings Memes

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (10 children)

After reading the books, I felt like the movies were rushed (yes, even the extended editions). You just didn't get a sense for how long and arduous their journey was. It took Sam and Frodo a month just to get to Rivendell alone, and you truly felt like you were out hiking and camping with the hobbits for all that time.

In the movies, they just bump into friends and allies, spend a night at Bree (plus a couple nights out camping in the wild), run from the Nazgul, then they're magically there at Rivendell. Doesn't seem like it took more than a few days tops.

The whole journey to Mordor and back took a whole year. Imagine spending a whole year walking and camping across America and you might get a sense for how long it took them.

Honestly, The Lord of the Rings should've been a miniseries to properly flesh out the long journey. Even the extended editions cut lots of story and rushed the pacing to keep the story moving forward.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That or just some other more effective narrative exposition to give the viewer a better sense of time.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Narration is boring. Montages have the potential to overstay their welcome. Exposition in dialogue is dumb. There's already so much going on in the movies that adding more set pieces would actually generate the opposite effect. Busy movies feel like they rush and a lot happens in a short span of time (think what if tom bombadil). The only way was to actually cut more stuff to focus even more narrowly on fewer plot points, to gain time where to insert set pieces that illustrated the time passing, with slower pace. When a movie has very few things going on in a long time span, it feels like it's illustrating a very long span of time. This is a balancing act that all screenwriters and directors have to face. For example, look at interstellar vs. Castaway, which one objectively is about a longer period time, which one actually leaves you feeling like the characters experienced a lot of time?

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

They were smart to avoid Atlanta, the traffic there is horrible.

Also, the whole mines of Moria part makes sense, being Kentucky and all.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

They were smart to avoid Atlanta, the traffic there is horrible.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like how they noped out of Florida and back into Georgia.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I like how the Dead Marshes line up pretty much perfectly with the Okefenokee Swamp.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Lewis and Clark went further

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ok, but then... how come at the end of the first movie can they see Mt doom in the distance. does sight work differently in this age?

i cant see the smokies from Florida.

//UNWATCHABLE

/s

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

As an answer to your not-a-question, I think it would imply that Arda is an absolutely massive planet, such that your sight line would be further.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I wonder if you could calculate that. I thought that on a level area, the horizon is about 6 miles out (or is it 12?) based on that, could you calculate the size of the world based on the height of mount doom and the distance it would be?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is there any evidence the Lord of the Rings world is round? The world was canonically created with magic, so it doesn't need to follow our version of physics

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Not a lore expert, so if anyone else challenges me on this, they're almost certainly right.

The world was flat at one point, but canonically became round at the end of the second age (before LOTR). That said, some beings can still perceive the world differently. Primarily this is in reference to elves' ability to just piss off and leave the world behind, but maybe all non-humans have some latent ability to see things humans can't?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Good to know, I've only read/seen LotR and The Hobbit, so I don't know some of the deeper lore

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So the way I understand it is that the elves can sail to the Undying Lands. And by doing that they use the "straight road" and just take a hard pass on gravity and sail tangent to the round earth

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Yes. It started out flat but was made round in the 2nd age. LOTR occurs in the 3rd age.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh damn. I did that in 3rd grade over summer vacation! Cool.

I had a minivan tho

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I like the idea of the full fellowship just chilling in a minivan playing road trip games.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The fellowship really cheaped out on travel, huh?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Well, to be fair, the fellowship was working as a low-wage Ent at the time, and I was a mere hobbit on a shoulder, so I just went along for the ride while he reminisced about his dead dogs.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Blame the unreliable eagles.

You might even call them flighty.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

YOU DARE SPEAK POORLY OF MY HOME COUNTRY OF PHILADELPHIA??

ohh.. those eagles.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

New Zealand's a bit small for that isn't it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Map distortion or something.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

They’re taking the hobbits to Jackson-gard!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Still better than staying in Ohio.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Jacksonville ...

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