He's the most frumpy looking dude on earth
this post was submitted on 04 Mar 2025
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He looks like someone drew him without an understanding of human anatomy...
Someone with a medical background please tell me what on earth is happening inside that volume
All I can think of is that alien exo-suit from MIB with an alien operating him inside
Likely he took implants but never really worked for them. Just a conjecture.
Girdle. They can be great for making you look a bit less fat, and can do quite a bit if you wear something loose over them, but the man looks like an overstuffed sausage. He's not going to like it, but what he's trying to do there is calling for a corset, which at least would be able to be portrayed as an aesthetic choice, though definitely a fem one even if he goes for the most masculine options out there
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a lot of things about this picture look fake
That's a girdle if I've ever seen one.
I was gonna call it a corset.
Nah corsets bulge vertically and someone of his wealth would probably have the money for one that would break before bulging like that
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The fuck is everyone taking a picture of? Do they need to approve to their friends they were within 20 feet of oh glorious leader Musk?
I don't understand how anyone can be that close to Musk and not take a run at him with the nearest blunt instrument.
A saxophone at least.
The President is behind him too. I don't like either of them, but I can see why people would want to take a picture.
sorry, I see you've made a typo there. The president is the man in black in the front of the photo, the one behind him is just a dog
Is he on hrt?
Probably actually. He seems the type to take unnecessary extra testosterone
This is a clearly user of protection vest…
To be clear, this theory doesn’t invalidate what you said.
No, he really is shaped like that
That may be, but it does kinda seem like there's some hard, straight lines under his shirt. Maybe he swallowed a protection vest?
He's too curvy to be a super fx chip render.
He looks like a broiler chicken.
Dim MAGA with a low poly Lara Croft bust.
Sorta getting Dale Gribble vibes.
Did he shop at the kid's isle?
*aisle, fyi.
Nah, he's definitely been to Epstein's Island
"My Doge. My White House. My Dune."
It'd be so easy to kill 2 birds with 1 stone right there. Well, maybe not easy.
Just need a good penetration value.