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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A healthy, educated population is incompatible with, and toxic to, conservative ideologies.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Don’t eat shit, mulch the rich.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Friends don’t let friends use Facebook.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago

A society which charges students to acquire knowledge values neither.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

The American population, actively and resoundingly choosing fascism, should exclusively be understood that they don’t want to be taken seriously by others.

We can only legitimately begin reevaluating this position once they cease capitulating to fear, hate, and wilful ignorance.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (2 children)
  1. I’m not American.
  2. None of this is serious, and anyone mistaking it as such should be summarily ignored and ridiculed.
[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

The bible would be for Speaker Johnson, and there’s probably a better vector available for him, but your visualisation can equally be considered canon.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)

My understanding is the VP elect has no power until after inauguration, but if that’s not the case, just include the VP elect and Speaker as line items on the order.

Wouldn’t be too much extra effort to deploy a tactical sofa and bible.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 6 days ago (11 children)

The real power move would be to, as a newly protected official presidential act, take Trump out and trigger the need for another election.

All it would take is a strategically deployed covfefe hamberder.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago

Time for another trip to Spatula City.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
s/An\ excess/The\ existence/
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Predestination [2014]

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