this mfer played for both teams
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No need to abolish ICE, just return it to what it was in 2015 or so.
We don't need essentially a whole new authoritarian police with more funding than any other such agency ever and more than two branches of the military, with ability to grab anyone at all with impunity (no due process required if they claim to think the target is not a citizen) and seemingly working to be able to also remove citizenship formally from people.
Alex Jones just had a caller that was asking how to get his undocumented wife on the list of the “good ones.”
I thought if you married someone they get a green card?
That's one path to it, but it's not nearly that simple.
At this point, I don't think having a green card matters anymore.
Malcom Kenyatta 2028
He's one of those candidates that run as Democrat then switch after being elected.
Never trust folk from York County.
Fetterman is what Blue No Matter Who brought us.
I was honestly excited to vote for him. I had a bumper sticker, which is something I hadn't done since Kucinich.
Gisele should primary him.
He's unfortunately not. Just a liar and a prick in a time where we are easily fooled because of our few good options.
So we should have let the Republican win?
How the fuck are we still this stupid?
It's the same dumb ass "Democrats aren't doing enough for Palestine, so I'm not voting for them" bullshit even after we've seen time and time again how that works out.
Take a look around at your actual options. Those are the choices. Not some mythical candid in your head. They have to be on the actual fucking ballot and not just in your dreams.
Also, Fuck Fetterman. He's a selfish, backstabbing piece of shit. This isn't about defending him. It was still the least shitty choice. That's where we are.
Yes. If a Democrat refuses to comply to basic demands show them they will not be allowed to win.
That's literally what primaries are for.
Except he either has brain damage or lied in the primary.
Pretty sure its his cognitive decline secondary to his stroke.
Your brain stops working and you become republican.
He forgor 💀
It says the wife "WAS" undocumented. I don't care enough to look up what happened there.
She spent 15 years here illegally after overstaying a visa. As a side note, 40% of people here illegally overstayed visas and did not cross a border by illegal means.
Abolish fetterman, he's a lunatic and pathological liar. He only won his seat cause he ran a fake campaign as a Democrat then dramatically pulled a u turn on us.
Also he dresses like a slob, grow up fAtterman
I don't think he ran a fake campaign, I think he had a stroke and it changed his personality. We don't realize how much our brains create who we are.
I mean he was already a nepo baby prick pretending to be blue collar. And he very clearly had issues with people of color and firearms.
But I think the stroke made him feel more emboldened to not have to listen to others or made him more over confident in his own mental fortitude. It sure makes it look like he never intended to actually help anyone, and I think he would have just hid it better pre-stroke.
Yeah his wife divorced him I think cause he changed so much
Also he was running against fucking Dr. Oz
I'm 100% with ya until the dressing part. I don't care how people dress as long as they get the job done (see Zelensky). Now, he is a fuckwad for running on one platform and flipping to the other, but that's unrelated to his dress code. I remember thinking he was a good one for not giving a shit about appearances and only about making people's lives better.
Zelensky's outfit is very deliberate. Before the war he was clean shaven and wearing full suits like any other national leader. His beard is short, but groomed, and he typically wears fatigues or hoodies. In either outfit, his clothes are in excellent condition. It's a good balance between looking professional and showing his people that he's right there with them.
One more stroke & he’s back as a progressive.
Monkey Paw:
He becomes so progressive, he's now support giving voting rights to AI.
Yes, each instance of Siri, each instance of Gemini, all get a vote.
And now Tim Apple becomes POTUS. (Because the US has the biggest iPhone Marketshare)
🫠
Bitcoin mining rigs would all become thousands of AI instances and people would be touting how many votes they got...
You think that replacing trump, even with Tim Apple, would be a bad thing????
Siri is useless … maybe we could have it as president
people say he changed for the worse after his stroke, but it seems like he was always a bad politician and a teensy beensy bit of a freak who chased a black jogger with a shotgun.
so i feel its less that he turned bad and more like he got worse
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