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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

Really this is where AP drew the line?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

Trump will rename them for this

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

I know of at least one US government web page that still references "Gulf of Mexico", but I don't want to link it, because I'm very curious to see how long it can fly under the radar. I have a thing set up that checks the page regularly and will alert me whenever it changes.

Is there a way to set up archive.org or something like that to save regular snapshots without risking drawing more attention to it?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Install ArchiveBox. Even if you don't have a home server or VPS, you can run it on your regular PC - it's just a Docker container, or if you don't like Docker, you can run the Python code directly. http://archivebox.io/

That way, it's under your full control, and you keep all the data.

For tracking changes to sites, changedetection.io is free and open-source if you self-host it. Just their remotely hosted version costs money.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

Setup a script to use wget to grab a copy of the page every six hours or so?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Use archive.is and manually save it every hour?

archive.org is subject to takedown requests, so its pointless.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I hate news articles so much. "The (underlined) Associated Press said" ahh, this must be a link to the actual quote, I'll read that. Nope! Just a link to their website. At least it's not as bad as other sites that link to other random articles.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

The worst are the outlets that appear to outright refuse to link to anything but their own site... It will reference something, and instead of the link actually going to the thing, it goes to the last article they posted on the thing. Ugh. Few things make me leave a news site faster.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Better than "Download the app to read the article"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 61 points 4 weeks ago

Child Throws Temper Tantrum Because He Didn’t Get His Way

FTFY.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago

Seems like the AP isn't counting the lights in the official manner. There's five lights. It's official. It's not something there's any need to stubbornly disagree about, Picard.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago

Tell is Donald Trump is a whiny piss baby without telling us he's a whiny piss baby.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Blocking the press is how the Trump admin can they make this absurd distraction a much bigger deal with no repercussions. The power of names is much diminished in these times. We need a better name vibe. call it Gulf of Slow The Fuck Down

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

Gulf of Punch Nazis

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Gulf of America (Gulf of Mexico)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

that's backwards..

Gulf of Mexico (Gulf of ~what used to be~ America)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Major map providers are rolling out the change of name gradually worldwide.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Openstreetmap still uses the correct name.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Organic map is good. But not yet as rich as Gmaps for developing small countries.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

In Southern Chile, Organic Maps was leagues better than Google. GMaps was basically unusable. So yeah, it depends where you are (and how many Germans live/travel there 😁).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

I live in Bangladesh 🇧🇩

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Just send them to Denali...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Snowflakes 🙄

[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 weeks ago

Any press still allowed in is just bootlicking government mouthpieces anyway.

[–] [email protected] 100 points 4 weeks ago

But I thought dead naming was cool? Now you want to use preferred names.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

Good for them

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