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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

The funny thing is I'd prefer the stepping, and not in a sexual way. My back always hurts and a good walk across my back is always bliss.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I want both

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Who says she can't both step on me and give me a kiss?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Don’t you know they can’t make you forget you’re the man

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I had a bit of a late awakening with all these things so I kind of understand the poster

by late I mean even over 21

I'm kind of autistic though if that means anything, probably on the spectrum

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Same, married now, but still.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We can all* agree that we want a person we find attractive to place some of their skin in contact with some of our skin. Beyond that, don't sweat the details!

* I phrased this as inclusively as I possibly could but sorry aromantic asexuals, you might not be included.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm extremely sexual, but I don't like others touching any of my skin.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is the second time this unholy gif has come accross my feed this week and I just wanna say thanks for the opportunity to deep clean my eyeballs this evening.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

The universe is trying to tell you to watch The Naked Gun.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (8 children)

I can't believe that people have seen the video of the stiletto cock stomp through plywood that caused the man to ejaculate blood and still don't understand the appeal of this kink.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Sometimes i hate that my brain can accurately visualize things

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

That's enough internet for today. Good night, Lemmy. Never change.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

This is the shit I come to Lemmy for. This is the real internet I love not censored corporate bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I really didn't need to read that. Take your upvote, and I hope to never read such a thing again.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Aaaand there’s my 14th reason

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How's it feel to be one with evil?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Yes but i have experience, and can tell you.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was searching for Cognitive Behavioral Therapy!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I remember waking up to the sound of my cousin playing S&M over at my aunt's house when I was 13. It was life-changing:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Why did I read this in Columbo's voice

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'd like her to penetrate one ball with her stilettos.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Which one were you thinking, lefty, righty, or middle?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

… middle?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

If she lined it up right she could get all three and make some kind of stiletto ball kabob.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Maybe some light stiletto sounding first.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Easier to imagine a pretty woman wanting to hurt me than imagine one wanting to kiss me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

This mentality also explains the popularity of tsunderes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I dunno if you want this.

But just gonna say I felt this way for a decade or so. A very lonely decade where my only relationship was short lasted and one sided.

But honestly now looking back it kinda feels dumb I looked at myself that way. I’m literally too disabled to work (which I thought would make it impossible to date). And I have this wonderful partner who loves me more than anything, to the point it can be kinda annoying like she’s obsessed with me.

(Sorry if this comes off as a brag, don’t mean it too, just wanna say what can feel hopeless might change).

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I’m armchair Freuding a bit, but I think that’s one of the reasons “Femdom” type pornos seem to be enjoyed by some men.

Like I totally get wanting a woman to take control. But the “femdom” stuff online tends to be degarding, straight up mean. (Which some people like and is okay, but it’s more mainstream than I’d imagine).

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's why there's also gentle femdom, the superior genre of femdom

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Ah, I see we have a cultured scholar among us

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I think it's much more that people sexually like exaggerations of what theyre into and sexual power play is a fairly common fantasy. There's little difference between Masoch's Venus in Furs and James's 50 Shades series

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I think men are just naturally submissive to women and that's why they like FemDomme. FemDomme isn't the same as masochism.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

In my admittedly limited experience, women willing to kiss a guy are still often going to be reluctant to do something that they think might hurt that guy, even if the guy insists otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

If im not in actual physical dnager because shes near me, then whats the point?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Honestly same but with guys. Guys that are too keen on hurting a woman are obviously bad, but then they can go the other direction and not be willing to do something even if the woman is a very willing participant.

Not saying I blame them, it's just a consequence of our society's general issues with consent.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In both cases I think its also just that some people arent comfortable topping

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Maybe, but also, our society is like desigbed to be as bad as possible at consent.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

That's incredibly tragic. I might still be single, and I've dated some beautiful women, but none of them wanted to hurt me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Thanks, Norm.

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