Ask Lemmy

Wow! That’s incredible!

How long did it take you to talk to every liberal?

Are you a journalist? Did you go door to door? Did you organize meetings in cities of varying liberal population percentages?

& the planning, networking, coordination, long-term communication, & all the other work must have taken ages before you released your research papers.

Please send me some links to those papers. Do you have a repository?

That would make things much easier for independents like me who must be dumbfucks for choosing candidates who have concrete evidence of a clear understanding as to how government has worked successfully & unsuccessfully to benefit communities of various sizes, ethnicity percentages, religions, genders & the gender-questioning or who have made the uncomplicated & trouble-free decision to live as the gender they believe they are & often have have medical evidence (by those ultra-rich doctors probably), farmers, law enforcement, & so many other groups in this country which seems (I’m sure it’s all a ruse), through data, to have benefited from our melting pot citizenry, refugees, & illegal immigrants doing the jobs so few natural citizens, like the Ohlone, Paiute, Navajo, Chippewa, Iroquois, & other Native Americans, prefer to do.

Through which journals did you publish your papers & how did you factor biases to ensure objectivity?

Thank you so much for all that work. It must have taken a lifetime. Would you mind sharing your age? I respectfully expect you must be a centurion.

Where can I find a bibliography? I’m sure each entry includes your peer-reviewed sources.

I know that, given I’m nearly 50, which may make me one of those fandangled boomers I used to hear about, the likelihood of actually living long enough to read your well-written works is currently low.

Hopefully the work all those idiots who have been using their fancy-pants, high-falutin’ college degrees to extend the lives of democrats, republicans, third-party members, independents, or otherwise will pan out since those wealthy tech bros like Altman & Musk have been using cutting edge tech (blech!) to solve these aging problems humans have had to deal with since, well, forever I guess.

I mean you must have accumulated mountains & mountains of data to be able to confidently determine “shitlib” is the appropriate term, despite the obvious division of the 99% of people who make less than the billionaires who have helped & continue to help our 47th President become our supreme leader despite the

• sexual assault conviction

• 34 felony convictions of falsifying business records in order to keep hidden his infidelity or infidelities (thank the Gods you’ve done this research!)

&

• civil fraud conviction for inflating & deflating assets.

Its honorable citizens like you who do your own extensive & objective research to wake us shitlibs, shitcons, & shitdependts up with tangible quantitative data from peer-reviewed sources by those shit-for-brains white tower elites with their excessive 5 or 6 digit salaries that your work has confirmed to be bullshit.

I also look forward to the day you are able to piece together those concepts of ideas you mull over that will save us from the wealthy elite like Zuckerberg (more like Fuckerberg, right?), Bezos, & Musk who so not arrogantly stood behind our newish President at his inauguration.

Thank you, you most distinguished, respected, & qualified independent researcher.

Thank you for your noticeably considerable, in both magnitude & cogency, lifetime of peer-scrutinized, authoritative work.