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When data training goes wrong (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Plot twist: you were alone

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Sound recognition? Is this an always on thing in iphones. I hope it doesn't get sent back to servers or something

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It’s all done on-device

[+] [email protected] -34 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

(also I'm fvcking tired of privacy extremists on here. if something is proprietary it doesn't mean that it uploads literally everything to the server, on-device processing is still a thing y'know)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

if you hate privacy extremists why'd you join Lemmy?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Somebody mentioned their Google Takeout (export of Google data) contained audio of them using the Google assistant. So Apple could technically do the same thing.

I'm not a privacy extremist, I just want to understand how technology works and how you should be using things in order to be safe online.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

that only happens if you explicitly agree to uploading voice clips

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

AFAIK this only happens if you agree to let Google store clips to train their speech recognition (which is optional)

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

on-device processing is still a thing

Unfortunately even if this is initially processed locally, there's a significant risk that results and/or samples are still sent back. manufacturers have shown on multiple occasions that the allure of data they can leverage is too much to resist.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's an accessibility option for the hearing impaired, e.g. doorbells, knocking, crying, smoke detector alarms, and some others.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

That's pretty cool. Iirc a lot of disabled people like using iphones for this reason. I hope we can have better accessibility tools on the Android side soon.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah posting it publicly for millions of people to see and judge screams 'embarrassed'

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Oh no, strangers on the internet know I had sex and there were dog-like noises! That's the exact same as people who know me IRL such as family or coworkers! I shall now sink through the ground in shame!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

Training data wrong? Nah bro it was just doggystyle 🤷‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 47 points 8 months ago (1 children)

So you like it ruff?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

And prefers doggy style

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

I know someone who supposedly sounds like a pig squealing when getting boned. At least according to her son who overhead his parents having sex.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (2 children)

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

You sly monologue! You had me dogging!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

He really got that dawg in him

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Woof woof

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This is 100% a flex.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

"Not only did I have sex, but I was having sex for more than an hour!"

[–] [email protected] 92 points 8 months ago (2 children)

1h ago... 5min ago. You absolute canine. Man's got stamina for days

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Judging by the time gap in notifications, it looks more like they took an hour long break

[–] [email protected] 51 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I view it as more "1hr ago" sees notification "wait no way" makes various sex noise and gets notification followed by several minutes of laughing.

That or they got out the ball gag for an hour.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Or a refractory period.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

You horny dog, you!