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Definitely on the 'use it to assassinate billionaires and malicious politicians' bandwagon.
One that's done, I'm spending the rest of my life traveling to feed birds at various parks, beaches, etc.
Edit - also slightly stale is perfect for making banh mi. My lunch game is about to to kick up a notch.
Make French toast. Oh wait eggs are too expensive. Never mind
So basically unlimited bread pudding, French toast, and of course capirotada!
T O A S T
Enter a homeless shelter each morning. Do my thing. Walk out a richer man than I was when I walked in.
Not all gain is monetary
Open up a breading buisness. Turn the stale bread into breading and sell it at half the price of the competition.
I assassinate people by summoning baguettes in their lungs.
We thought they would use this power to end world hunger, but it only took them 7 hours to weaponize it
I would rain down ~~bagels~~ baguettes upon my enemies’ heads! Muhahaha.
Baguettes AND bagels is too OP. Not fair.
Apparently I can’t read well the first 30 minutes of the day.
I hide my katanas in them
I eat a lot of French toast.
My kids get breakfast on demand.
Feeding the homeless.
And if you park in the bike lane with your window open, you're getting a very crumby backseat.
I was going to go with unlimited French Toast, but as the price of chicken eggs approaches Fabergé eggs, that may not work out.
Switching to garlic bread, croutons, and ~~croque madame~~ dang it!
I'll put some spicy chicken, turkey or other meat with some onions and garlic, hot out of the frying pan, maybe some hot sauce or gravy and some salad on the bread. Wrap with aluminium foil and leave it for a few minutes. Nice soft bread again...
According to wikipedia, the atmosphere has a mass of about 5.15×10^18 kg and a baguette has a minimum mass of 8×10^-2 kg
I only need to create 6.4×10^19 baguettes
Now i have to figure out how to monetize this
Ah damn. They stopped the Challenge where you get 1 Million USD if you can prove you have Paranormal Powers.
So.. how thin does it air have to be? Does it only work on a mountain top? Are tastebuds affected by low air pressure?
I was thinking I could open a restaurant focusing on pain perdu (basically french toast)
If the ability has some range, become the weirdest assassin ever as I summon baguettes inside folks windpipes, lungs, hearts, and/or skulls.
Can you do this to all the billionaires?
If he can't, summoning a baguette and forcefully shoving it up their noses is perfectly valid
omg FRENCH ONION SOUP EVERYDAY
