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What’s in a name? (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago

"Yo shut the fuck up Linked list, you're annoying as hell"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Exception Segfault Binary

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

CTRL+F 'Robert'

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Really?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

PHP. It’s pronounced, PhhhhP

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

OOM

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Killer’s my middle name.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (8 children)

Zig missing from the list is sad for very old meme reasons, too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Thank you for that. I was young once 😭

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

As a Python programmer I'll have to name my child Dictionary, of course.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Dic for short

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

most are bad names

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I belive rust is a normal name.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

julia and ruby are pretty common also

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

who knows array could be allowed

[–] [email protected] 40 points 7 months ago (1 children)

fun fact elif is a legit girl name in Turkish

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

My grandma watches this

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4745726/

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I love you so much NullPointerException

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

Oh no, we’ve lost NaN again!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

World. Why? "Hello World".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Naming your kid Byte or Bit is a bad idea in french-speaking countries

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

IIRC Bit is penis, but what is byte?

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago

Elif is a feminine Turkish name :)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

NPE

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Fork

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Just name your child Linus like we all do...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

His middle names are Tech and Tips, his nickname is Torvalds

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Function

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Dot, Enzo, Bob, Phong...

[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Why no Ada or Janet? Or Haskell or Idris?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ada is in fact named after a person, thus completing the circle.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)