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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Umm, wasn't he actually an immigrant? LOL

What a garbage take, this isn't Nazi Germany(yet) and we don't need everything to be government propaganda.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Then Mr. Ex-Superman blatantly ignores the canon origins of the character he played.

I've not seen any Superman movie - did the version Dean Cain was in contain the origin story?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Superman is an All-American immigrant

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Boomer has boomer opinion, next at 11.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

Just remember; when someone says “don’t make it political,” that’s a statement with a political agenda.

Call them out on that bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

I kinda wish they had gone for an actor of middle eastern descent, or perhaps even immigrant status, to portray Supes. For no reason other than to piss off the bigots.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm super disappointed. I had sympathy for the guy, the superman of my childhood. Anyway

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He & Sorbo need to have themselves a bro down, together. My money is on Cain being first nut out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

They did, they're called God's Not Dead 1-58

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

So this is how he tries to start relevant now? He should get a hobby.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

Welp. All I have to say about that is: fuck Dean Cain.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's literally his backstory. He's a refugee from another planet that's like the whole point.

Imagine being this goddamn stupid.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ignoranus n. Someone who is both ignorant and an asshole.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

They didn't go woke Dean, you aged to be a shitty person.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

I'm going to guess that James Gunn isn't going to take career advice from...checks notes...Dean fucking Cain.

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