Illegal Gambling
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Animal abuse
Assault, rape and public indecency on the very last game I played.
Before such particular game, I'd be arrested for animal cruelty, illegal possession of unregistered firearms, murder, trespassing, drug fabrication, violation of every architectural/engineering rule/standard, building without a permit on land I don't own, slavery and human trafficking.
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Idk...Being a good lawyer? I was just playing The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles
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Creating an endless torture mansion (finally got around to Sexy Brutale)
Vehicular manslaughter, hit and run, and god only knows how many illegal car modifications
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Murdering zombies with plants.
One could say it's zombies vs. plants!
Squatting - Nightingale
Delivering pizzas (Death Stranding)
Loving Managed Democracy too hard
Filling my o2 tanks, taking out the trash, and monitoring a tree’s nutrient levels. With a headless dead guy in the middle of the floor the whole time. Only reporting the dead guy afterwards unless someone walks in on me doing so first.
My normal co-workers will even vouch that I do that kind of thing regularly so it’s not even suspicious. It’s just me being weird.
… I’ll be getting the death sentence for that eventually.
Growing produce and processing various materials down into oxygen.
CK3 after the end mod
Arrested for storming Washington in the name of Father Franklin
...subverting human civilisation to employ post-singularity femtotechnology in the conversion of all matter throughout observable universe into paperclips...
Driving my mostly broken car badly as the door pops open when I shift into drive.
My Summer Car?
If you drive it in the Pacific area and every time you die your car saves you and takes you back to the garage, yes!
Shooting people with ink until they explode violently
Hentai
I mean, you're not wrong. It does have tentacles.
For yelling too loud.
Statement of an observing police officer:
They say ToxicWaste murdered that Salesman... with his voice! Shouted him apart!
Rumor is, said officer used to be a criminal like ToxicWaste, until he took an arrow to the knee.
Driving semi trucks through mud pits that the game has the gaul to refer to as roads.
Rolling a ball that, through exponential growth, eventually starts to swallow up the likes of skyscrapers, clouds, Godzilla, and the planets of the galaxy.
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Taiko no Tatsujin: Rythem Festival... Guess I'm getting arrested for playing taiko in the streets to try and whip up excitement so I can get invited to the big tournament at that the Thunder Shrine?
[edit] Or getting arrested for eating another drum's food
Covering up the sun (Dyson sphere program)