Destroying a coal mine with magic
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The purgation of xenos scum and heretic filth with extreme prejudice.
B&E, destruction of property, theft, disturbing the peace, criminal mischief, erecting a structure without a permit, several building code violations, operating a motor vehicle without a license, and animal abuse.
Link is a bastard.
Smashing blocks into the ground ...
Mass murder by axe. I killed several hundred looters in one day. Everyone thanked me though.
Excessive use of portable mini nukes?
Splatting in public.
Talking to sheep while in a trotmobile?
I've been sacrificing villagers in order to summon pharaohs, which I then go on to kill to get mana collectors. I need 200 of said collectors for a token. (Enigmatica 6 Expert)
World of Tanks, seems legal enough honestly. Maybe destruction of property as I like to knock over trees for fun?
Depending on the country, that'd be a crime against the environment
Pickpocketing the same person 100,000 times.
That one Oblivion NPC where you can pickpocket infinitely if you paralyze him first?
Old School Runescape, but good guess 😂
Illegally chopping trees, killing animals, accidentally exploding 3 cats, exploiting caves for resources illegally, murder of a person (multiple times), carrying weapons
I am getting called a hero! Other than that orbital strike I called down on my entire squad….
Building code violations (Minecraft)
Wiring some logic gates?
Game
Turing complete
I mean, a pupil got arrested once for building a clock from scratch.
Punching trees
Adopting wild dinosaurs/Animal hoarding... Paleo Pines. It's like the rated G version of ARK. I've got 45 super cute dinosaurs, but because this is a game, I'm rich enough to be able to give them wonderful lives!
Speeding (STK)
Spreading Managed Democracy, whether they want it or not!
I guess I'll be arrested for trying to resist the Absolute.
May we both roll high.
I won't be arrested at all, as I have been spreading the glory of Managed Democracy across the galaxy.
Mass murder with the use of explosive devices (and punching people to death (and throwing some of them off cliffs)).
Violation of aviation laws, murder, unlicenced posession of high explosives, and initiation of murderous chicken attacks. (TOTK)
Murder, assault, battery, racketeering, however they charge it when you rig sporting events for cash (might be more racketeering, idk), I'm getting sued for violating several multimillion dollar contracts and probably a couple wrongful deaths, all before halftime (which is when the murders kick into high gear)
Collecting animals against their wills and forcing them to fight each other with guns then collecting their fluids and oils