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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Destroying a coal mine with magic

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The purgation of xenos scum and heretic filth with extreme prejudice.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

B&E, destruction of property, theft, disturbing the peace, criminal mischief, erecting a structure without a permit, several building code violations, operating a motor vehicle without a license, and animal abuse.

Link is a bastard.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Smashing blocks into the ground ...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Mass murder by axe. I killed several hundred looters in one day. Everyone thanked me though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Excessive use of portable mini nukes?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Splatting in public.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Talking to sheep while in a trotmobile?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I've been sacrificing villagers in order to summon pharaohs, which I then go on to kill to get mana collectors. I need 200 of said collectors for a token. (Enigmatica 6 Expert)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

World of Tanks, seems legal enough honestly. Maybe destruction of property as I like to knock over trees for fun?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Depending on the country, that'd be a crime against the environment

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Pickpocketing the same person 100,000 times.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That one Oblivion NPC where you can pickpocket infinitely if you paralyze him first?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Old School Runescape, but good guess 😂

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Illegally chopping trees, killing animals, accidentally exploding 3 cats, exploiting caves for resources illegally, murder of a person (multiple times), carrying weapons

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I am getting called a hero! Other than that orbital strike I called down on my entire squad….

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Building code violations (Minecraft)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Wiring some logic gates?

GameTuring complete

I mean, a pupil got arrested once for building a clock from scratch.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Punching trees

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Adopting wild dinosaurs/Animal hoarding... Paleo Pines. It's like the rated G version of ARK. I've got 45 super cute dinosaurs, but because this is a game, I'm rich enough to be able to give them wonderful lives!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Speeding (STK)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Spreading Managed Democracy, whether they want it or not!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I guess I'll be arrested for trying to resist the Absolute.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

May we both roll high.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I won't be arrested at all, as I have been spreading the glory of Managed Democracy across the galaxy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Mass murder with the use of explosive devices (and punching people to death (and throwing some of them off cliffs)).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Violation of aviation laws, murder, unlicenced posession of high explosives, and initiation of murderous chicken attacks. (TOTK)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Murder, assault, battery, racketeering, however they charge it when you rig sporting events for cash (might be more racketeering, idk), I'm getting sued for violating several multimillion dollar contracts and probably a couple wrongful deaths, all before halftime (which is when the murders kick into high gear)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Collecting animals against their wills and forcing them to fight each other with guns then collecting their fluids and oils

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