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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Broke into some noble’s house to investigate a murder and stole a bunch of stuff while I was at it, ironically yet stealthily stabbing a guard in the neck with a dagger so I wouldn’t get caught while discovering a secret chamber in the basement that led to ancient catacombs beneath the town, which ultimately led to ancient and mummified remains alongside golden chalices and crosses I absolutely pillaged and fully intend to sell for ducats, the significance of which I’m still unsure of.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Destroying a coal mine with magic

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The purgation of xenos scum and heretic filth with extreme prejudice.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

B&E, destruction of property, theft, disturbing the peace, criminal mischief, erecting a structure without a permit, several building code violations, operating a motor vehicle without a license, and animal abuse.

Link is a bastard.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Smashing blocks into the ground ...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Mass murder by axe. I killed several hundred looters in one day. Everyone thanked me though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Excessive use of portable mini nukes?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Splatting in public.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Talking to sheep while in a trotmobile?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I've been sacrificing villagers in order to summon pharaohs, which I then go on to kill to get mana collectors. I need 200 of said collectors for a token. (Enigmatica 6 Expert)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

World of Tanks, seems legal enough honestly. Maybe destruction of property as I like to knock over trees for fun?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Depending on the country, that'd be a crime against the environment

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pickpocketing the same person 100,000 times.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That one Oblivion NPC where you can pickpocket infinitely if you paralyze him first?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Old School Runescape, but good guess 😂

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Illegally chopping trees, killing animals, accidentally exploding 3 cats, exploiting caves for resources illegally, murder of a person (multiple times), carrying weapons

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I am getting called a hero! Other than that orbital strike I called down on my entire squad….

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Building code violations (Minecraft)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Wiring some logic gates?

GameTuring complete

I mean, a pupil got arrested once for building a clock from scratch.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Punching trees

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Adopting wild dinosaurs/Animal hoarding... Paleo Pines. It's like the rated G version of ARK. I've got 45 super cute dinosaurs, but because this is a game, I'm rich enough to be able to give them wonderful lives!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Speeding (STK)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Spreading Managed Democracy, whether they want it or not!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I guess I'll be arrested for trying to resist the Absolute.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

May we both roll high.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I won't be arrested at all, as I have been spreading the glory of Managed Democracy across the galaxy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Mass murder with the use of explosive devices (and punching people to death (and throwing some of them off cliffs)).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Violation of aviation laws, murder, unlicenced posession of high explosives, and initiation of murderous chicken attacks. (TOTK)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Murder, assault, battery, racketeering, however they charge it when you rig sporting events for cash (might be more racketeering, idk), I'm getting sued for violating several multimillion dollar contracts and probably a couple wrongful deaths, all before halftime (which is when the murders kick into high gear)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Collecting animals against their wills and forcing them to fight each other with guns then collecting their fluids and oils

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