Unless the thief has real good insurance, they better have brought their life savings to the pharmacy with them.
this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2025
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Do you need a straw with that?
the other typo makes it really hard to figure out whether "mophine" should have a [sic] on it...
His pad was stollen, baked into a traditional German Christmas cake.
How does that system work, what is his pad?
Here it seems to be entirely digital, I don't need anything and just walk into a pharmacy and tell them my name to pick it up, they usually ask for address to confirm but I think it's just any 2 bits of personal info.
In the US, many states require controls (narcotics) be written on paper prescriptions. If they do allow digital prescriptions of controls, there's often a lot more hassle involved with getting approved to do it.
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Well it wasn't signed with doctors handwriting pgp, so it was sus
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to go
Oh? You won’t be dining in with us this evening?
Yea you're going nowhere after a pound of morphine, I tell you hwhat.
It's not that you can't go, it's just wherever you happen to be suddenly becomes the most comfortable surface you've ever laid on.
You are. You’re going to SPACE.
If true, this is incredible.
True or not, I would argue.
If it's fun to pretend, then I'm fine pretending.
Thief: "Whers MA daM MOPHINE!"