Your attempt to stop me from eating ass has failed.
this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2025
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The Internet is a mistake.
Unnecessary? He can have a snack without the pinworm? Even vegetarian
God. Damn. It.
Mods, beat this man with giant bad dragon dildos. And a permanent ban on all instances.
Mate fuck you just prayed so that a fucking thunderstorm hits your electric grid
NSFL
Not wiping might be a better option if your partner has a good immune system, humans can handle that much poop if some safety guidelines are followed, and if they're immunocompromised, have mouth injuries, etc., even normal buttlicking (at least temporarily) is ill advised without dental dams.
This is unironically one of the few posts I wholeheartedly enjoy. It's over the top and that's right up my alley. The girl is the cherry on top. Chefs kiss
My absolute favorite part is the near-unanimous expression of misery from all those commenting. We've all had a truly wretched encounter today
I love the gif/image replies. It makes me nostalgic for when every thread was mostly images and gifts (not that I'd like to go back but it's nice occasionally)
Nope. Don't like that...
Would they pose a problem if digested?
It would continue their cycle in your body more than likely. Since the eggs are layer externally, if you catch my drift.
Wicked widdle woman
Why oh why did I read and comprehend the words?
Thanks Internet!
I wish I could both up vote and down vote this post because of how foul it is and yet it perfectly fits the community
The internet has a mistake we must cut every last fiber of its heinous being.
Just leaving my upvote to share my experience.
Where is the button to ~~report~~ unsee this?
How thoughtful!
Sometimes I wish the internetn was neves created
Did you mean, "interetn war neves created"?
HAHAHHA sorry...I use my phone in the bed at night ,and worst I'm getting older so without glasses is even harder to see the letters and text. Boost for lemmy is not good with accessibility. this was probably one of those times
Yeah, when you jumble the words, it is important to count which character is available how many times, or this happens and it's no longer just jumbled.
Jesus fuck
how does pinworm taste?
If it's anything like the worms I was forced to eat in kindergarten through fruits (don't ask further questions, I still have fruit-related PTSD!), either nothing or bad.
when i was kid my friend came and showed me piece of apple he bited. there was a small scentipide inside. thx for reminding ill quit eating fruits for a while
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Not posting is free.
I think I'm ready to find an eye bleach community now.
We don't have one yet?? Or are there a bunch? Gonna go look now with whatever is left of my eyesight.
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