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It’s like a different language (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

Only like one of those makes any sense.

Why would a snail be more hungry on a glass surface than any other surface? Or for that matter, why is it hard to sweep the upper stories of the building than the ground floor?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

There isn't anything for a snail to eat on a clean pane of glass, as opposed to a typical rock outside.

Goats don't have fatty knees.

Shrimp have have many "legs".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Yeah, upstairs it means sweeping the staircase upstairs direction

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

It probably doesn't translate over that well..