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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He has insurance for that, right?

Right?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Insurance doesn't cover acts of God

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Funny side topic:

Insurance doesn’t cover acts of terrorism. So, by the DOJ placing that label on recent Tesla vandalism, the insurance claims become invalid.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

So basically one shouldnt get a tesla since insurance wont cover it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Superman isn't a god. The definitions of what a god is across cultures are pretty varied, but one thing that pretty much all of them have in common is that a god has authority over at least some part of nature (often being a personification of that part.) Superman has no authority (beyond the trust that humans willingly give to him do to his actions,) he's just really strong.

The fact that modern writers insist on treating Superman as a god is one of the reasons why so many modern Superman stories suck.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

A lot of writers don't treat it as a joke.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He's called superman, not supergod

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Jesus is both man and god. Have we considered the possibility of a superjesus?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Superman falls under the Force Majeure-clause

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

If he pay taxes he is so mundane as you and me

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I could probably convince a jury he’s more of an alien

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago
  1. In his extra undies he is in incognito mode, which is funnily him taking his glasses off… So I reckon his real sacrifice is one of chastity…
  2. He is broke, canonically so!

So no, but thats why you read the small print on your contract to make sure that you only have to worry about your life in a case of alien invasion/terrorist attack/…