dragonfucker

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 hours ago (4 children)

Musk fans don't want humanity to advance. They hate technological progress.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Drag has never got far in the story in this game. One fuckup you don't notice, and an hour later your game is over. You don't know what you're doing wrong.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (4 children)

Black Panther was seemingly made for the sake of being the MCU's first black-lead movie. And it's great. Drag can't think of any other movies made for the sake of being woke, so we'll just have to rely on this sample size of 1 which says woke movies are awesome.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

No shields. They'll attract Shai-Hulud.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

Getting some Boss Baby vibes from this comment

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

Congratulations, you've solved racism

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

Actually, it's an equation, an equivalence, or an equivocation.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago

To be fair many dogs and cats dress the same way.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the fricking frogs trans

[–] [email protected] 44 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.

Theophilus, don't perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog

I have buggered men

Secundus likes to screw boys.

If anyone sits here, let him read this first of all: if anyone wants a screw, he should look for Attice; she costs 4 sestertii.

The one who buggers a fire burns his penis

 

 

Drag knows that being a furry isn't all about sex. It's mostly about liking cartoon animals. But nonetheless, drag did have a preconception of the furry community being a generally sex-positive space due to all the queer floating around. Drag recently had a bizarre experience in which a community of furries was weirdly particular about a certain dirty joke, which had never been a problem in other online communities. Are furries really sex negative compared to most people?

 
 

Okay so the title of this post is a joke. But drag means it with a modicum of seriousness.

You see, the argument against this title is "We can't just blame everyone! If we did that, we'd be leaving people zero good options. We have to choose the least bad decision the voters could have made, and support that one."

Drag thinks this is a very sensible argument and agrees with it. We can't just say "screw every option, every action is bad" on principle. That's not productive. We have to choose some least-bad option to support.

Unfortunately, this argument is the same argument in favour of voting for Harris. A lot of people denied this same argument in the previous 6 months. They said no, you can just say "screw every option, every action is bad". They said not to support the least-bad option.

So therefore, drag is quite convinced that these people, for the sake of ideological consistency, ought to be condemning both the Harris voters and the non-voters.

 
 
 
 

Might as well completely give up on the summary cards from now on

 
 

Drag has spent all day in voice chat with drag's trans friends in America and now they're crying. They're going to die if they don't pack up their entire lives and never see their family again, and they don't even know how to financially accomplish that. No matter what happens, their lives as they know them are over, and they're going to suffer. They thought they had more time. They thought Harris was going to win. Now they know that if they can't get out, they're going to be murdered. They're scared and sad and they're crying.

Fuck every single person who contributed to this. Drag's friends didn't deserve this. Whatever fascist agenda made anyone think this was an okay outcome, fuck them. This is not okay!

 
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