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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But a federal judge in Texas ordered a hearing into how the Onion – known for bite – won the bidding, after Jones and his lawyers raised questions about how the auction was conducted.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, seems like there was some behind the scenes work so that the onion could buy it, we'll see if it stands up in the (I assume deeply corrupt...) bankruptcy court. God, I hope it does....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's not some secret, I think it was in the AP reporting. The victims took a lower offer for the asset from The Onion because they didn't want it to continue to spread hate.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah, don't think it was a secret by any means but I do think my understanding of bankruptcy proceedings is lacking to the point I have no idea if that will invalidate the sale like InfoWars is claiming in their suit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm being a lazy sack. I skimmed the article but didn't find an amount they won it for, has anyone seen how much they just paid the man who needs to pay his dues?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They paid him nothing. The auction was for the settlement of debts in bankruptcy court. Basically, the courts seized his assets including Infowars and auctioned them off to cover the outstanding debts owed.

Per NPR: The sale, which still needs to be approved by a bankruptcy judge, includes Jones' studio and equipment, his lucrative online nutritional supplement store, domain names, customer lists and some of his social media accounts.

So it'll be fun when all settled

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Oh fuck yeah let me get my popcorn. Peice of shit deserves all that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Honestly, it's the perfect platform b/c it was already filled with joke level insight.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

The hilarious part is infowars.com is going to troll Alex Jones new site so hard.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Time to start working on my alternative writing personality, trans socialist Jordane Petersburg. Or should I be Bo Rogaine?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Be sure to give your self a military background as an antifa paratrooper super soldier. Maybe get a J6er as the pfp.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I love that people kept saying they should do this and then it freaking happened! I am so curious how much they paid.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Hopefully not enough to cover all debts still owed. I want him fully bled dry

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In order to make the bid work, the families “agreed to forgo a portion of their recovery to increase the overall value of The Onion’s bid, enabling its success,” the families said in a statement.

The power of unity and determination beautifully demonstrated.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

That is also one of they ways we can stop gun violence. Bring back the sense of community and being one people. Also common sense gun reforms.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I love this, I hope they turn it into a fake far-right website to mess with conservatives

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Dr jones naturals is still online.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I can’t not read that in the little Asian kid’s voice from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Didn’t he transfer that to his dad? He’s been very public about illegally subverting parts of his judgement by transferring some ownership to his dad.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Because it's owned by his father. It's a workaround to sell supplements.

[–] [email protected] 121 points 1 month ago (2 children)

“The Onion is proud to acquire Infowars, and we look forward to continuing its storied tradition of scaring the site’s users with lies until they fork over their cold, hard cash,” said The Onion CEO Ben Collins. “Or Bitcoin. We will also accept Bitcoin.”

This is gold.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Probably accept that, too!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago

Through it all, InfoWars has shown an unswerving commitment to manufacturing anger and radicalizing the most vulnerable members of society—values that resonate deeply with all of us at Global Tetrahedron.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Just when the country needed a laugh the most, The Onion went and did the funniest thing they could possibly do. This is a wonderful morning.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

It will be fun if The Onion and Infowars use this to satirize the presidential debates.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So the families gave up a pile of money in order to back The Onion's bid and make sure Jones wasn't just reinstalled doing the same shit as before under the Infowars banner. Wonder who the shitbirds were that made a 7-figure offer to do that fuckery? I wonder if it rhymes with Felon Tusk?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

The families didn't pay for this, The Onion did.

The families support was mostly not financial in this .

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

They backed the Onion bid to reduce the cost and make sure they were successful. It definitely cost them.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“In order to make the bid work, the families “agreed to forgo a portion of their recovery to increase the overall value of The Onion’s bid, enabling its success,” the families said in a statement.”

Sounds like they contributed by reducing their collections?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
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