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[–] [email protected] 120 points 5 days ago (3 children)

If the plane crashes and takes Trump with it, the rest of us would enjoy it infinitely more.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You optimists never cease to amaze me!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Hey, the Saudis might have put in a kill switch together with all their listening devices.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Honestly I'm hoping for Rapid Unplanned Disassembly the first time it hauls his dumb ass into the air.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You best believe that for as long as Trump’s using the plane he better make sure that he doesn’t speak ill of his benefactors, otherwise that plane is likely to suffer an accidental de-planing.

Thats the scary thing about this. Not only is making it AF1 capable going to be a multi years long retrofitting process, costing millions upon millions of dollars alone, but it’ll still be questionable in regards to kill switches and snoopers.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 days ago

There is literally zero chance that the bribe plane will be considered secure enough for the president before 2030, which makes Trump saying he would keep it after leaving office a confession that it is a personal bribe.