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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I wonder if it was a Trojan statue, but the exit got blocked a tree or something, and there’s a few dead Frenchmen inside

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

You can tour the inside and go up to the flame though

Your joke simply isn't factually accurate!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You mean people can't just say whatever they want on Twitter anymore! They're actually going to get fact checked!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Yep. The year is 2016 and we've all decided honesty in the media is important.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What an unpleasant surprise. Id totally forgotten Ann Coulter existed.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

not so fun fact: Ann Coulter wanted to sleep with my dad when he was in college, and once invited him to her house for the weekend, but he turned her down. I thank my lucky stars everyday that Ann Coulter isn't my mom.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

lol. Dodged a bullet for sure. Its really amazing that people like Coulter do as well as they do in life. We live in bizarro world.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Maybe if your dad had baby trapped her she'd never have had career success though

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Imagine not having a job, just sitting all day, and still getting shit wrong. Being BTFO'd by the community notes, on X of all places, is embarrassing for a conservative, or whatever she is.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

A lot of these "grifters" or "commentators" and stuff aren't really there to interpret news and stuff. They're there to tell certain groups of people what to think.

Like pass talking points to them or assuage their doubts about what's really happening to them. Accuracy and stuff is an afterthought because they only need to worry about the next news cycle which used to be months but is now days.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

What a disingenuous cunt.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

I thought this notch anti trump she back on maga again? These people flip flop every day

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

that fuckin date format tho

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

I don't believe Grover took it with him when he left, either.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Which one of you guys went down into the crypt and woke Coulter up for this?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Haha, I was coming here to ask who gave her a blood meal. If 80s movies taught me anything, it was some suspiciously mature looking "teens" that went to party in her tomb.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 days ago (1 children)

big difference in accepting a gift on behalf of your countrymen and accepting a gift in opposition of your countrymen.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The big difference really is accepting a gift as the POTUS, and accepting a gift that they keep as a personal item.

Many presidents receive gifts from foreign nationals (with congressional approval). The big difference is they always had to leave it when they were no longer the president (they go to the National Archive). Trump already declared that after he steps down, he will keep it for himself.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Last time he left the White House they took anything that wasn't nailed down.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I'll be darned, apparently Ann Coulter still exists and there's still somebody who thinks she deserves attention.

[–] [email protected] 83 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I don't think Grover Cleveland got a lot of personal use out of a 305 foot statue.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well he collected all the money the statue collects from yours and such right, right.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I was trying to say sarcastically Grover cleavlabd makes money from the people who visit the statue of Liberty. But rereading my comment I'm not sure if I had a stroke or something because it makes no sense.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Its ridiculous for you to say something so dumb, you have no concept of how many miles he put on that statue during the course of his presidency.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

This is true! There no way to know exactly how many miles grover put out in that thing.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Ah, that explains her expression.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Does it have a flared base?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Million to one shot, doc. Million to one.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

I just sorta fell and it was there and wouldn’t you know it … here we are.

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