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[–] [email protected] 44 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

What the fuck? I know it's Donald Dump, but despite all the insanity happening since his inauguration this is the first headline that manages to surprise even me. Dude's talking about annexing Canada and Greenland on one hand, but then bows to the former UK colonial project? What?

GG Trump, I honestly did not see this one coming.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago

I am wondering if he thinks this means unrestricted access to natural resources of eastern members lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

Same here, even amongst the craziness so far, this one surprised me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Were you expecting reason or consistency?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

Of course not - treason and inconsistency!