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[–] [email protected] 17 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

A laptop should easily handle a database of 60,000 rows. I run much bigger databases on my own laptop for development purposes.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Not if it is filled to the brim with 3 TB of porn

[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago

I can personally vouch for that not causing a problem either.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Delete Ass Master volume 7 to make room - that one wasn't any good anyways.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

Really went downhill after volume 3. You hope that they'll get back on course by volume 6 at least, but alas.