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[–] [email protected] 5 points 58 minutes ago

Unless I'm misreading it which is possible it's awfully late, he said he processed 60,000 rows didn't find what he was looking for but his hard drive overheated on the full pass.

Discs don't overheat because there was load. Even if he f***** up and didn't index the data correctly (I assume it's a relational database since he's talking about rows) The disc isn't just going to overheat because the job is big. It's going to be lack of air flow or lack of heatsink.

I guarantee you he was running on an external NVMe, and one of those little shitty-ass Chinese enclosures. Or maybe one of those self immolating SanDisk enclosures. Hell, maybe he's on a desktop and he slept a raw NVMe on his motherboard without a heatsink

There are times when you want a brilliant college student on your team, But you need seasoned professionals to help them through the things they've never seen before and never done before.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

You're not supposed to place your laptop directly in the lap of your fur suit. Always leave an air gap for ventilation, smh.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 hour ago

Either she knows something novel, where processing data using voice coils is somehow beneficial, or is someone who calls their computer a ‘hard drive’, which summarily negates any legitimacy of technical competence.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

“I store my records on vinyl. You’ve probably never heard of them.”

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

This cannot be real, wtf. This is cartoon levels of ineptitude.

Or sabotage by someone heading out? Please let this be resistance sabotage they haven’t noticed yet.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

You guys arent running your software off raspberry pi's with sdcards from the gas station?

My allowance is 5$ a month!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Look, all I’m saying is give Pis a chance.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

i mean...

If you're running a pcie nvme ssd, one of the modern ones, and you're doing a SHIT ton of reads, like threadripper level amount of reads, i guess "overheating" isn't unexpected? Shouldn't do much other than slow down the SSD though?

dumbass probably loaded them into memory, and OOM'd, and thought it was the drive.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

NVMEs will throttle if they are inadequately cooled. Pretty much only folks who are new at buiding computers and don't adequately cool their NVMEs experience this.

Either way it shows what a clown show this is. I'm pretty sure they're doing some babuki theatre to distract us and then if the scheme being done here is found, they'll point fingers at the dipshit kid and he'll be punished for whatever the con is.

Either way the billionaires will be better off for it, barring judicial, congressional, or military revolt; which is looking less likely by the day.

Bunch of traitors forgot their oath is to the constitution. The constitution IS the soul of the country and is to be respected. The country was founded by the constitution and it defines the system to be decentralized power giving control to the populace through three different branches of government. Not some false idol king or an evil oligarchy propped up by foreign and domestic robber barrons

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

I didn't know hard drive overheating was a thing. Should I be worried that my 5 year old hard drive is about to overheat. I mean is this actually a floppy disk or something?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

it is a thing, but any competently designed computer should have things in place to prevent this.

unless you're an arrogant dipshit and disable all the hardware safeties on your computer to make it go faster and wear harder.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

When an HDD works continuously it can heat up to above 60 °C if proper air circulation is not allowed, which can cause a very premature failure. In fact, it should be kept under 40 °C to achieve the intended lifespan. Unfortunately, PC cases are usually not great at removing heat from the HDD by default.

As for your drive, it most likely has a temperature sensor so it can be displayed by various utilities.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

it is, in the select event that your platter bearing fails, in which case it would be very, very obvious.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

So you've had this happen?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

no. but generally spinning things that spin at several thousands of RPM that are spinning on a bearing, that no longer have a bearing usually sort of uh, tend to be VERY noisy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

Ok, but do you know anyone this has happened to? I don't and I have some pretty old drives I still use. I tend to just buy more. Also most drives these days are solid state aren't they? This just feels like a low probability event to me. Overheating RAM or the CPU or GPU, sure, but hard drive?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

hard disk drives do still exist, and are useful for some stuff. mostly they're cheaper. I think better for stuff you write to often?

SSD's can overheat. but, again, there are usually sensors to throttle them when you're in danger of this, and this idiot probably disabled those. because safety is for cucks i guess.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

not personally, i may have seen a video or two of it happening, but it's hard to tell whether the head is dragging against the platter, or it's the bearing, either one of those makes horrendous noise.

If you're worried about it happening on a drive you own, you should copy that data somewhere else as a backup, ideally sooner rather than later. If you're curious about the health of the drive you do stuff like SMART tests as well.

Yeah, most drives are solid state now, unless you're buying hdds for archival purposes, still cheaper and denser in most cases. It's a low probability failure, until the drive meets EOL, in which case it's a mechanical wear part, either the motor or the bearing fails. One of them will fail first, probably the bearing.

The bearing failing would likely result in the HDD overheating as a result. Assuming the platter still spins, but that's the only scenario i can think of where that would happen, unless you dump a very specific amount of continuous current into the read arm coils. That might also cause it, but it's not likely at all.

An ssd "overheating" is more likely, but it shouldn't cause too many issues, maybe premature degradation over long term use, and slowing of read/write speeds, or in some cases, an improvement, but other than that it should be business as normal. You would have to hit it with like a heat gun, to get a hardware failure or something like that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

I'm not actually worried about my drives. In fact that was kind of the point. I was kidding around because this excuse that the hard drive overheated sounds a little like a car running out of blinker fluid.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I had it happen to a random hard drive I bought, old bastard found in a bin at a local thrift store. Anyways had a big dent in it and while it started up, even booting into windows XP it cooked itself made a screeching noise and was hot to the touch. Don't think I need to explain that the big dent was probably the source of the overheating, anyways had to use an oven mitt to relocate it to a metal bucket of water where it boiled for a minute.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

So the story is plausible then?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Sure if they physically damaged the hard drive, though at that point the failure and the code were largely unrelated. Though if they were using a computer with an SSD only I would have no clue. Assuming they aren't lying id have to look at the computer physically, perhaps even pry it open to see if there's any noticable damage.

There's also the possibility that they are just stupid and overheated their CPU by having too many apps open. Then they blamed their hard drive overheating because they are stupid.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 hours ago

I will now attempt a full comment ... brace your hard drives

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

does elon only hire chip from sales guy vs web dude or something

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

No he also hire people who created a script to make fake ballots with a bias.

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