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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

I will party a whole week long when he finally dies.... So hurry up Donald.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

the one for Thatcher in Britain was LIT. There was a conga line in the street and "Ding dong the witch is dead" shot to the top of the music charts

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I was a child, don't remember much about her other than the bitch took our milk at school.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

For me, it's gotta be a bullet in a bunker, MAGA has to die cowardly and with a wimper so even those most faithful don't want to talk about it any more

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

does elon even drive his deathtrap teslas.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I dunno, do they get to just not talk about it anymore? I feel like any one of them with a modicum of shame left would be so happy for it to go away and then never have to talk about it again.

It may not be healthy for "healing" or whatever, but I think round 2 Trump supporters should have their foreheads branded so everyone knows for the rest of their lives what kind of people they are and what kinds of brains they have.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I really would love them to turn into worms like Envy and them suffer their fate.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sadly it seems like he might live many more years despite a preposterously unhealthy lifestyle.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I wonder how's life in the alternative timeline where he didn't move his head a couple of inches away.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If Thomas Matthew Crooks had not decided to use a bottom of the line AR-15 with iron sights and splurged on a proper target rifle in a long-range caliber like .300 winchester magnum or 6.5mm Creedmoor and a decent scope. Along with match grade JHP boat tail ammunition, he wouldn't even NEED to know what ranges he is shooting. At the distance he was from Trump he would not have needed to adjust much for windage or bullet drop. He could have aimed for the chest and fired, and maybe even gotten a follow-up shot to the chest again (little chance in surviving that) and there would be no more Trump. The Secret Service sniper would still have blown Crooks's head off, but he would have died knowing he accomplished his goal.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What makes you think I don't own any already?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I don't own enough, sadly.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not even a couple inches, he literally just picked his head a bit to the side, maybe an inch at most. That little chicken-head-jerk thing he does when he talked saved his life by like half a second. Just a guess, but I'm almost sure that at the moment the shooter pulled the trigger, the shot was lined up.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

jerk

and his wierd accordian hands he does when hes lying too.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I really, really, really hope he dies on the toilet. It's such a fitting place. Just, he takes a break from a meeting and doesn't come back. And when they go to look for him, he's slumped to the side. Unable to give anal birth to DJT the Turd. I hope pictures of it leak. I'd get it on a t-shirt.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

i doubt he has sat on one since the 90s, since he transitioned to only using diapers. hes known to have worn diapers for that long due to cocaine abuse causing incotinence. Elon is probably strung out as much trump is.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

On the toilet?

In public! Grabs ~~his heart~~ the area where normal humans have a heart, starts staring wildly, sweating profusely, all you hear is a giant wet fart, then his pants stain brown, he stumbles, knocks his head, bites his tongue, collapses.

The end.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

im surprised he never got a diaper rash before, or an infection from sitting in his stool all day.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I like this better than on the toilet because he'd realize only then that all the riches and fame in the world cannot save him from the debt all men must pay

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, on the toilet. Alone with the realization and fear of death. No family or fans around to comfort his ego. Just cold, uncaring porcelain.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I think it would be gold rather than porcelain in his case. But I get your point.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Something poetic about that. Gold is one of the best thermal conductors, so it's always cold.

Although given his family not having them around might actually be a blessing.