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submitted 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

The trick is to be the bigger dickhead.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

You may be joking, but as long as you’re actually good at what you do, being a dickhead can be a winning strategy.

I’ve never been able to do it myself, but know many who have.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 26 minutes ago

In a room full of dickheads, it's often the loudest dickhead that gets their way. Often it's the CEO.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

I do try to reserve it for when I'm fully confident that I'm correct.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

In my experience, people that aren't easy to work with that aren't already in charge don't stick around very long.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 10 hours ago

I've always managed to find fresh people that didn't have their priorities backwards.