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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] [email protected] 140 points 2 months ago (11 children)

Not on Lemmy. Om Lemmy you're 50% German, 50% American unless proven otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I'm Scottish and don't know what the fuck % I am.

I'm guessing 67% German, 22% American at this point.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I assume 70% European 30% whatever else, although that depends on the instance. Of the instance gives any indication I just assume that.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

There was a fair amount of French language posts too, not sure how much quality and engagement they have.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

FIGLIO DI TROIA

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Well, then have some proof:

G E K O L O N I S E E R D

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Als een warm bad

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Du irrst dich, Brudi - niemand spricht Deutsch hier.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Da hast du wohl recht, ich habe noch kein einziges "du hast mich" bis jetzt (Verwenden Sie für den zitierten Teil nicht Google Translate)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

ich habe noch kein einziges “du hast mich” bis jetzt

Auch weil alles Liebe in Lemmy ist, ja? /witz

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

das oder neunundneunzig Luftballons 🎈

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Se hablás castellano entonces complica, ya que no hablo. Excepto cuando borracho*. Aún asi, no es castellano, es más como portitañol...

*de veras, che. Una vodca hoy sería genial.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 months ago

𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝖟𝖚 𝕱𝖚𝖊𝖓𝖋𝖟𝖎𝖌 𝕻𝖗𝖔𝖟𝖊𝖓𝖙 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

I have blocked sooooo many german communities and several german instances.

I browse all to get as much new content as possible.

But I have to block a shitload of stuff I am not interested in seeing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I have filtered out some terms: elon musk and donald trump

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I took German in highschool, but all that’s left is: Darf ich aufs Klo gehen?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Moerasduits. Is dat goed genoeg?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Nej, jag kan inte Tyska, men om du vill kan vi prata Svenska! (:

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Tackar tackar, jag har inte ens duschat!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

jach ki'imak in wóol yo'osal Google Translate

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Ik versta daar dus allebij helemaal niks van. Wel leuk, zo'n internationale draad.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Fel språk är jag rädd, försök igen! (:

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

akkor a kurva anyád

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Tja, da verpasst du was...

Just learn German. Just do it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Äh, du kan väl lika gärna lära dig Svenska, det blir enklare för oss båda! (:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was thinking of doing that if I actually move to Finland.

Having been to Finland before I know that it's not very useful in everyday situations but it's still useful and way easier to learn than finnish. Especially as I speak German.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

There are parts on Finland where Swedish is the primary laguage even over Finnish.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Just like Geilenkirchen.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Ja ech waar, ik maak geen gein

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Just like Reddit was back in the day.