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Trump Site Launches Limited-Edition Assassination Attempt Sneakers (www.rollingstone.com)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Saw the headline: "Haha, theonion really nailed this one"

What's the inverse of eating the onion?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Eat the onion long enough, and the onion eats you back.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Poe's law.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

The topic of this sub.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Boofing the shallot

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Shitty Supreme Court candidates made sure I know the existence of boofing…

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago

Crying?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don’t know, but it tastes like shit.

It’s getting SO HARD to separate reality from satire.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why do any of us actually think it's reality?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The suggestion being that the article is a lie?

Or that we’re living in a really fucked up matrix-like experiment?

I wonder if the AI’s in the matrix knew that they weren’t real?

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

All of this shit is made up.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I’m confused……. The shoes aren’t real?

Or the assassination attempt wasn’t?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Words are made up but we still have to deal with them in our day to day lives.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago

I've gotta deal with these talking faces about as much as I gotta deal with anime girls. At least anime girls are something pleasant to keep me occupied.