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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

On top of being tacky, insensitive, and greedy, this is also going to reinforce all the people who believe the assassination attempt was staged.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At this point, if we use the age-old question of "who would benefit from the crime?", we'll get very weird results.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The whole world

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Everyone: Trump's gonna use this assassination attempt to sway voters!

Trump: buy my limited edition assassination sneakers!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

I thought I ate the onion...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Home shopping network for supply side Jesus fans. Damn, every time I think it can’t get dumber.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Trump's grifting his own assassination attempt. Has it even been a week? What the fuck? Is he fucking broke?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah. Dude leveraged buildings based off inflated value for loans to build buildings that he then leveraged to build....

Hardly any of his "worth" actually belongs to him.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Is he fucking broke?

Hasn't he been broke for years now?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

morally bankrupt

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Limit 3 pairs instead of Limit 1 pair sounds odd to me. As if it's intended to be scalped.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

One to wear, one to seal away in the vault, and one to resell immediately.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

dont tell me those are the actual shoes.

holy shit. i dont have any deference for the us-flag whatsoever, but if someone showed me these shoes and a video of somebody pissing on the flag, i would be hard-pressed to say which is less respectful of the flag

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah they’re out of the shoes, too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

When I try to think of things that would sell out quickly, clown shoes were not on my list but here we are.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That’s $1.5M. Eternal grifting.

I love the disclaimer of “The images shown are for illustration purposes only….” Meaning the final product will probably look 1000x worse.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
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