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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)

No one ever seems to discuss which hole this is happening in first lol

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If it was the anus, it would the hella curvy, and many people actually can pull that off. One side effect may be that going deep with thicker things, you will get megacolon, which in turn can give you the worst kind of constipation for the rest of your life.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Megacolon sounds a lot cooler than it really is.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, could enable you to not poop for weeks, at the cost of abdominal pain.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh wow! But are there any downsides?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Thanks for that link! I appreciate it so much that I'm not even gonna open it. So that it retains more value, of course!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I would hope it's not the urethra, though at this point it's really much of a muchness.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Sounding is already quite iffy, especially if you're a vagina haver and not fine with potentially losing your continence to larger objects.