He's so full of shit
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WOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
"We'll show us!"
Me: single tear rolls down over my tab complete
To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: SELL YOUR PLATFORM TO ME
Body: I've got $10K for the first person willing to accept and adopt my ideas.
Sincerely,
Poor Daddy
How dare you make me scroll down an inch! I'm putting on my pro-bewbage anti-cleavage dress right now so that you'll know just how upset I am!
They should test it out on each other to find out who's right. Loser wins.
The one where they haven't invented the warp drive yet and that farmer from Babe is a drunk? Some aliens better find Voyager soon because we're about to boil all the whales.
Them=cops?
Cop=pig
Pig marrow=gelatine
Gelatine=gummies
Omg! Edible cops!
My results were so good, I even listed some things they didn't tell me about
Didn't we recently find out from some leaks or disclosures that you can essentially buy some politicians for as low as $10K? I can't remember the source right now
It's a sleeping bag zipped up over their head, isn't it?
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You're gonna eat those words in two weeks!