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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago

You don't do penetration tests at work?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 hours ago

I understand biology, but I've also seen a woman shoving a bad dragon tentacle literally 2 feet long all the way inside her pussy and seeing it bluge above her belly button. And the fucking base of the dildo was like 7 inches in diameter.

So I guess nature finds a way...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago

I scrolled past this eye catching tummy while at salon LMAO

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Me: It's a drawing, it doesn't have to conform to reality.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

But if we don’t let twitter users whinge about obviously exaggerated and satirical drawings, how will they feel superior to everyone else??

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

It's not a satirical drawing, it's an erotic fantasy one, otherwise yeah.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago

It was still Twitter then.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

The uterus expands to just under the lungs during pregnancy. It should be possible for some madman (and madwoman) to cause the cervix to dilate and just keep on stretching the uterus until it's long enough.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

It does so over multiple months. It is very averse to so spontaneously, as every OB/GYN might tell you. Always causes stressful situations in the OR.

(Beside...the cervix is more or less a one way device. That would surely make it rupture. )

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

No one ever seems to discuss which hole this is happening in first lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 hours ago

If it was the anus, it would the hella curvy, and many people actually can pull that off. One side effect may be that going deep with thicker things, you will get megacolon, which in turn can give you the worst kind of constipation for the rest of your life.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 18 hours ago

I would hope it's not the urethra, though at this point it's really much of a muchness.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

What's more dubious is the ability of a penis you penetrate any of the relevant tissues without also suffering injury. Not that it isn't possible, but no way are you going through the diaphragm with human strength, not without also doing serious damage to the penis they're tough, but they aren't jam-through-a-wall-of-muscle tough

Plus, past a fairly reasonable length, there's a small chance it wouldn't be hard enough. It's already soft on the glans, the giving some cushion. Really big cocks can have trouble maintaining a truly hard erection. Not like it's some kind of definite every time thing, but a cock that's maybe 18 inches long, no way is it going to be fully self supporting. Even guys in the ten inch range get a little floppy at times.

So ramming that thing through even the cervix is dubious. Anal isn't even a guarantee that the cock could tear through intestinal walls. That can happen, but it's rare.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago

You need one of the new armor-penetrating penises.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

maybe the visualization in the image is wrong and the long dong is actually bending and folding over itself after reaching the stopping point. Not that I'd know...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

Could be, could be. But even hitting the cervix is fornices does not feel good if you're going hard

[–] [email protected] 16 points 21 hours ago

Wild that there are so many oversized dicks out there that Dr Chris could make his career from patching ladies back up.

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