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[–] [email protected] 142 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Anyone else expected this to.. go somewhere? Like have an outcome?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (2 children)

open the door

get on the floor

everybody do the dinosaur

that better?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

stories presented here should not be interpreted as fact. only a fool would take them for the truth

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 170 points 4 months ago (1 children)

lack of a conclusion makes it more likely to be true. Fiction usually has a conclusion, life usually doesn't

[–] [email protected] 57 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Life always has a conclusion 💀

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

that's the one guaranteed one we have!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

I AM DEATH, NOT TAXES. I TURN UP ONLY ONCE.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Eh, I have a 100% immortality rate at present.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Based on all available evidence from the course of my life so far, the data clearly shows a 0% death rate. Current trends expected to hold while data collection available.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

So far so good.