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[–] [email protected] 52 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Eh, I have a 100% immortality rate at present.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Based on all available evidence from the course of my life so far, the data clearly shows a 0% death rate. Current trends expected to hold while data collection available.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

So far so good.