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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

These comments are more enjoyable than the greentext itself

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Funny enough, the greatest blessing in India simply adds the words "in law"

[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

The community seems split on this one lol. Makes me think that some of the people who subscribed to this community literally don't know what a greentext is. Which is nothing new; I made this months ago:

Personally, it takes the fun out of creating OC because I like making edgier memes but there's no community for it here. And even if something does make people laugh and get upvoted, the mods will take it down. (For example, I made a meme about a pregnant alcoholic mother and it got taken down. Like really? We can't make abortion jokes?) So fuck it, I mainly just repost now. If you can't beat em join em.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Didn't subscribe. It was on my front page.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Unlike reddit, there's no "default subs" on Lemmy. It's either "all" or "subscribed". All literally means all communities, so yes, objectionable stuff will show up in your feed. The solution is to block them, then they won't show in All any more.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago

It seems like some people who aren't familiar with greentexts don't quite get the point of the community. You read the ramblings of Anon like you would watch animals at the zoo, which is different than endorsing everything Anon says.

And you shouldn't. Anon is usually deranged.

Some bad words and unhealthy opinions are bound to make an appearance. In that case, you're supposed to be dumbfounded at how Anon thinks/acts, shake your head, and maybe get a guilty chuckle out of it. Like the sidebar says, if you're getting angry while reading these, you're probably doing it wrong.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Thank you for your service.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

If an Arabic speaker is bothering you, simply tell them "Kos Omak"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

What does this one mean? And is it pronounced how it's written???

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

To answer the other question, roughly (culturally) like "and I'm going to fuck your mom"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Ah yup yup, thank you!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Kos, like coast without the T, Omak like Oh, and Mach like faster than sound.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Thank you :)

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Reading this thread I realized that I had no idea what that word meant, figured it was a particular kind of scam.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

wiktionary has suprisingly good info on it https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/pajeet

tl;dr: yes, it's a slur

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago

A slur for indians pretty sure

[–] [email protected] 51 points 4 months ago (2 children)

At least a couple of Kitboga’s calls have originated in India, but all the characters he plays are as upstanding as they come. Except for this one time at Dave & Buster's. Kit:

  • never wishes for the plague
  • always respects all varieties of English
  • always respects that not everyone calling everyone else is US-based
  • never uses slurs, and Kit’s
  • never gonna give you up
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Oh shoot, I forgot to ask! Could you elaborate on Dave & Buster’s?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Kitboga’s “more Kitboga” channel has gotten me through so many work days. He’s one of the most insanely funny and talented dudes I’ve never seen.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

More Kitboga is the one true faith but I didn’t want to scare newcomers away.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

That’s fair. Most people would see a 36-hour series of a guy talking to scammers and nope directly out, before learning that the guy is actually nine different people at once basically doing some light psychological torture to some really evil people.

I cannot wait for CrowPro.

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