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Mozilla is eliminating its advocacy division, which fought for a free and open web in c/[email protected]
An omelet I made at work in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

You are making me drool..

Altered the timeline in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 150 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (17 children)

There's probably higher quality pictures out there, but I figured this would work

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/nasa-internship-twitter-controversy

Life saving hurricane info locked behind a paywall in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (6 children)

This feels so american lmao

Anon gets a pizza in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Fake: anon goes outside

Gay: anon has a GuyFriend

Infrared Lens Flare Solar Halo in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Feels like a different planet, sick!

Ubisoft comes crawlin' back to Steam in c/[email protected]
Is driving a car this awful all the time? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I love manual driving! Sure it didn't go super smooth when I first started, but after 2 years, I don't even realize I'm shifting automatically. But it might be me that I want to have control over my car, rather than it driving for me.

:blush: in c/[email protected]
Smart home in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (13 children)

USB Cable

Infinity in c/[email protected]
Archie & Veronica in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Jealous of this sick view!

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Just tryna be human out here sucks (lemm.ee)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Update: I got banned from hexbear and grad lmao

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"🤮" (lemm.ee)
 

So recently I stumbled across a post saying that the vomiting emoji (🤮) looks like it was giving head to Shrek. I had to start furiously jerking off while looking at vomiting emoji on Google images due to my overwhelming ogre fetish. The way the emoji is sucking Shrek's massive cock makes me horny as fuck. I continued beating my meat to this one image for twelve minutes straight until I finally came, then I realized what I had masturbated to.

I literally cannot unsee it so every time I saw the vomiting emoji I was forced to think about Shrek blowjob. One time while I was at work, but then I saw a 🤮 emoji, I instantly started jerking off because of how hot this image really is. People were shocked at first but when I told them it's ogre blowjob they all started masturbating together. Eventually I got fired for causing all this mess.

This could all be prevented if the vomiting emoji didn't look like someone giving head to Shrek. Please make it look less erotic so this doesn't happen again.

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