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[–] [email protected] 333 points 6 days ago (15 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (13 children)

I don't mind bees. It's the ones that bite you for no reason at all that I can't stand.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Bite you for no reason?! You're the one crushing their home and messing everything up!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Exactly. I'd like to see OP's reaction if a giant would crush his house and maybe even his loved ones.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Little Fly,
Thy summer's play
My thoughtless hand
Has brushed away.

Am not I
A fly like thee?
Or art not thou
A man like me?

For I dance
And drink, and sing,
Till some blind hand
Shall brush my wing.

If thought is life
And strength and breath
And the want
Of thought is death;

Then am I
A happy fly,
If I live,
Or if I die.

  • poem by William Blake
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