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Idaho bar celebrates "Heterosexual Awesomeness Month" with free beer for straight men (www.lgbtqnation.com)

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Idaho bar celebrates "Heterosexual Awesomeness Month" with free beer for straight men

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You have to stare at the bar tender's gaping arsehole for 30 seconds without getting an erection. It's the only way to be sure.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Next month: pink eye awareness month!

Edit: Court ordered pink eye awareness month