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I'd imagine a bar that would come up with a rule like that would already have a predominantly straight male demographic. That's a lot of free beer...
This would be great if it was a gay bar doing it. A hetero day, welcome your brothers, lol.
A straight day at a straight guy bar is straight nonsense though.
I guess it's your business, if you want your bar to lose money, that's your choice.
Bring a gay homie to this place and treat it like a two for one promotion.
Note: You are probably going to have to be willing to throw down/draw for your gay homie. Edit: Reading more it's probably just best to not patronize this place at all.
These ads ran on national TV back in the day and no heterosexuals were harmed.
how do they verify if you're a straight man or not? What's to stop me from just getting a free beer?
How do you manage to ask such the right questions?
They jerk you off at the entrance. If you look like you're not enjoying it, you're in. It's watertight 👌
But what if they like, do it suspiciously well. Like they really know how to handle a strangers dong? Like ..they may have done this many times 🤔
You have to get in early, before they get all the practice from all the previous visitors.
They've got a gaydar... doesn't work very well though
sounds like their gaydar needs some percussive maintenance then.
Technically a gay couple is twice as manly as a hetero couple.
Not really related to the story, I just like that fact.
That’s cool I guess
I'm actually really happy for them that they've never been persecuted for their sexual orientation!
They have in their imaginations.
just a bunch straight christuan men touching their guns and reading the bible
Straight men in a bar getting increasingly plastered, doing country music karaoke about how their bitch wives left them, pontificating on the superiority of Western Civilization and historical Greek culture, staring into each others eyes lovingly while slapping one another's nuts and shouting "No homo", and then heading off to the bath house together to sober up.
Sure does sound like a bunch of participation trophy holders and snowflakes in there. You know, the exact shit they bitch about.
Aww is little Billy Rae Bob Timmy John upset that he isn't getting enough attention? Poor poor Billy Rae Bob Timmy John, just jack that pristine ~~Identity Accessory~~ pickup truck up another 4' and roll more coal, you'll get all the attention I promise!
I don't care about the "cause" but I'm game for free beer.