overview for ivanafterall

a 320 year old elf marries an 80 year old human: Is the elf robbing the cradle, or the grave? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Also immortal. And hypersexual.

Trump floats idea of three-term presidency at NRA convention in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

He will live to 125, at minimum. This is our life now.

Anon discovers a diet trick in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Speaking for myself, I definitely became "that guy who wouldn't shutup about the diet he was on," so that may be part of it.

Anon discovers a diet trick in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Likewise.

Anon discovers a diet trick in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

I didn't truly understand cravings until I started keto. Those first few weeks as you're getting into ketosis are something else. Suddenly, "I want this very specific snack more than anything else on earth."

UN says 800,000 people have fled Rafah as Israel kills dozens in Gaza in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Honestly, it must just feel like the whole world is against them.

After Spending Years Relentlessly Chasing Fame, Sam Altman Complains That He's Getting Recognized In Public Too Much in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 months ago (2 children)

$10 says it happened once.

I don't know which one of you needed this information, but you're welcome. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Me want da punani see for make me nice,
Me love the way you walk sometimes,
The way you talk is so hot,
Now you know let's have a shot of rum,
Then me can make you come
With me to the ocean
That would be phat
You can be my bow cat
Nice ital breeze
Bring you to your knees
We're jammin'

I can only hope people continue to love the truly old ones for a long time. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 65 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (5 children)

I've only seen the original movie, but I don't see how anyone can top Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto.

Since you guys said dessert pizza was legit in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Mmmm.

Spaghetti Bukkake in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"How much cream in your coffee, sir?"

"Oh, just give me a bukkake, please!"

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

During one of the plagues in Egypt, only the families with blood on their doorposts were spared by God.