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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Use that fame to lead people to zuckerfucker, satya nadela or sundar pichai's homes. They could use some visits from "satisfied customers"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

I genuinely keep confusing what he looks like with the Fried guy

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't really feel like it was a huge complaint, just mentioned in the interview.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

This is a reaction on a reaction.

On an article, which is actually a complaint that someone is complaining.

Which was really much more of a mention of an annoyance.

From one of them egocentric billionaires who for lack of public places to be alone was talking on stage once more.

And the audience listened, The media reported. And the people felt.

~I dont know why i wrote this but i strangely enjoyed it.*~

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

That is truly hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 months ago (1 children)

$10 says it happened once.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And that one time it was his cousin who he hadn't seen in 15 years. Sam, is that you?

OMG, the curse of fame. I can't handle this shit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Seriously, I run into people who "know me" all the time. Its called living in a single area all your life.

The dude could move to my neighborhood and noone would know who he is.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, everyone should take a real good look at him. When the guillotines come out you wouldn't wanna grab the wrong guy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

It’s a good bet that everyone standing around him would be on the list for the guillotine as well

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)

He can rest easy: I don't know who that is and how he looks.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Did you ever see the Matrix? Remember how Cypher sold everyone out to the machines? Same guy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

But Joe Pantoliano is still somehow likable as Cypher, even when he's a piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 138 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Thank you. I am saving this for future use.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

Me too, that’s a good one.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

These drama queens are shameless.. They literally pay for articles to cover their egos and how their amazing company will distrupt your life and you will love it!