ShinkanTrain

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

He won't have to

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I don't think that's super accurate, Paul has a whole thing (depicted in Romans) where he preaches to the Gentiles that god doesn't play favorites, and good people follow his law regardless. He chooses to illustrate it by saying it's not the circumcision on your body that counts, but the one in your heart, which is objectively funny.

That's right after he said the Greeks depraved because of all the gay sex, so maybe a little less judgement on that part, Paul.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

J'Zargo is my homie though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Rice with a bunch of stuff is one of my favorite genders of food

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I propose doing big air quotes any time you're going to say "Israel". Maybe do a funny voice.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

I'll have fun with it two or three years from now when it gets cracked

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Same answer but instead of dog it's pigpoopballs

[–] [email protected] 131 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Adulthood is when no one rewards you for eating chips 😔

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

At least four end of days. Y2K, Maiyan 2012, Rasputin's 2013, and that Christian Fundie quadruple moon eclipse one.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hero Cop Saves Innocent Man's Life

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are you sure you're not twins separated at birth to stop a prophecy from coming to pass?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He planned the whole thing

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