Salamanderwizard

joined 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 minutes ago

ICE agents should ice themselves anyway...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I step on em. I like to make sure there's no chance.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (7 children)

This is why I stop and put mine out on the bottom of my shoes and put the butt back in the box.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Hell, aliens could invade right now, and I'd believe it was the Russians.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I was wondering. Thank you.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Actually, it's my arm today...my 5 yr old decided to sleep across both his mother and I.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

Okay, maybe we can make an exception for you, Mothra. I mean, that's a whole lot of thick moth.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You mean superior.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Whose doing moths? Someone should stop them, moths and humans aren't compatible.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Yes, thou has heard right. Thou shall not count to 4 and no less than 3. Definitely, thou shouldn't count to just 2 unless thou is moving onto 3, but no more.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Yes, but are you aware of the amount of time you count? I heard it can be quite confusing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Do these mother fuckers ever hear themselves talk? Have they never seen a video telling em what nukes do? Christ.

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