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Heroic Suicide Hotline Worker Hangs Up on ICE Agent (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

ICE agents should ice themselves anyway...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

NO!

Not if there is a slight possibility of them getting revived from being in the freezer!