MrJameGumb
Wait, there are places that don't require health inspection stickers to be prominently displayed??? I thought that was a federal law or something! I can't remember ever seeing a restaurant without one, but I've also never been to Texas 🤷♂️
Literally everything this guy does ends up feeling like a scam lol
Is it... pooping?
No. Literally anyone who isn't at least a millionaire is on the chopping block, they just don't realize it yet.
They're also one of the few public spaces left where you can just sit in silence and no one asks if you're ok or starts talking loudly on their phone which is on speaker for no apparent reason or assumes since by their estimation you're "not busy" that you need to engage with them in some way
Fine, sweet onion teriyaki it is then! I'll even throw in a soda and some baked Lays! I'll need you to deliver it by tomorrow morning
(sigh) fine... $25 AND a Subway sandwich of your choosing
I think a "landgull" would just be a pigeon