Most of the time when people pine for the old internet they mean the time before this fuckin guy
GrouchyGrouse
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The Bolsheviks were actually International Monarchists that toppled the Tsar so they could do a Tsar 2. The plan was to destroy it and rebuild it stronger. Your standard Robocop situation.
American propaganda was so thorough that there's a uncomfortable amount of people out there that think:
Communism is when certain kinds of things get shared.
And the list of how or what gets shared (and therefore becomes communist) is entirely arbitrary.
It's wild how hard he fell off. The failure is the defining feature of his career, now. He is no longer "a musician who started to go off the rails." He is now "guy who has been off the rails for quite a long time, and i guess he was a musician at some point, technically."
"California Uber Alles" by Dead Kennedys
David Brooks must be so fun at parties
Yeah, that's why he couldn't fly the planes on 9/11. It was like trying to fold origami fitting his lanky terrorist legs inside the cockpit.
None of my vaccines turned me into a sad elephant. Instead they turned me into a HOT BLOODED MAN
We're up to thirteen of them now? How many more multiples of sclerosis are there?
It's a pretty valid sentiment.
Like when you see a kid fucking around with a rubber band and finally it snaps and it gives them a welt and they cry and cry and because you're a grownup you have to use it as a teachable moment and comfort them.
But in the back of your mind you can't help but think "heh, fuckin dumbass kid, I warned your dumb ass, fucking idiot, you totally deserved that."
I imagine at least one time between getting dressed and sitting in that seat somebody in his life said "you look good, dude."