But I thought 2/3 of the population died from fentanyl under Biden? Now they’ve come back to life and stocked up on dolls?
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The Woke CIA has collaborated with DPRK defectors to partially reverse-engineer Juche Necromancy.
Shelves... Open?
Judging prosperity by number of... Dolls?
I mean, I expect nothing from this man, but what in the goddamn??
Judging prosperity by number of… Dolls?
Funko Pops per capita
The shelves are open... for business! (Please reindustrialize)
I seem to recall in the 2016 election run up, the claim was made that hes never gone grocery shopping himself.
Didn't he think apples are kept in the fridge?
If anyone else suggested maybe we practice some restraint and curb our capitalistic excesses, we'd see tiki torches and Elon salutes all over the suburbs.
I guess it's okay when Don does it?
Only Nixon could go to China, only Trump could leave it
THE TREATLERITES HAVE HAD IT TOO GOOD FOR TOO LONG, FOLKS. THE END OF GROTESQUE FIRST WORLD OVER CONSUMPTION IS HERE!
Communism is when no doll
This is going to be such a shit show in a few weeks
Long hot summer
Sorry but, the treats will END. — JDPON Don
Glory to JDPON don I guess?
But, like, why do people have to make this sacrifice again?
The capitalists are running out of doctrines to shock
The rate of shockable doctrines has a tendency to decline
aw that fuggin sucks
Comrade JDPON Don says: "Death to the Treatlerite Class".
Holy fuck, how tall was Bin Laden, like 7’2”?
Yeah, that's why he couldn't fly the planes on 9/11. It was like trying to fold origami fitting his lanky terrorist legs inside the cockpit.
6'5~ which would have put him a couple inches taller than Trump
It would do if Trump told the truth about his height, but we know he's not actually 6'3" now, due to certain photos, some of which are even full-body, in which he is shorter than Trudeau, Vance, etc.
He may have never been 6'3", and if he was actually only about 6' to start, the Bin Laden photo makes sense.
need a banana for scale here or something.. that looks like a lot more than a couple inches
I wasn't sure if that was even a real photo or a clever photo shop.
You're correct, it's a clever edit:
tall drink of wudu